1. Reblogged from: dan-carcillos-missing-teeth
  2. kittenpatches:

    If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

    Reblogged from: dan-carcillos-missing-teeth
  3. So there’s a broken watermelon outside my house and I have no clue how it got there.

    So there’s a broken watermelon outside my house and I have no clue how it got there.

  4. micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

    micdotcom:

    Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

    Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

    Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

  5. sourpatch-k:

    supernaturalsoul:

    two-winchesters-and-castiel:

    highly-functioning-otter:

    crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

    everydayiamcumberbatchin:

    thewinchesterswagger:

    itsjustjensen:

    thewinchesterswagger:

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    “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

    omg this is still going

    IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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    Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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    Broke 5 Million!

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    Still going strong..

    Reblogged from: dont-touch-my-rask
  6. 13hali:

eddie—lack:

WHO MADE THIS! ?!,!

    13hali:

    eddie—lack:

    WHO MADE THIS! ?!,!

    Reblogged from: dont-touch-my-rask
  7. dont-puck-with-me:

THIS PICTURE. KILL ME.

    dont-puck-with-me:

    THIS PICTURE. KILL ME.

    Reblogged from: dont-touch-my-rask
  8. oksoitsmeagain:

    everyday-conman:

    this is the biggest I’ve smiled all day

    is that sad

    Reblogged from: dont-touch-my-rask
  9. dignitea:

    hey

    listen to me

    your heart is still beating

    you still have air in your lungs

    and you still have a shot

    do not give up

    Reblogged from: the-vision-of-a-champion
  10. motherofmcr:

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets




the other cat just looks incredibly concerned

    motherofmcr:

    oreides:

    birdsarelikeawesomeman:

    The more I watch the funnier it gets

    the other cat just looks incredibly concerned

    Reblogged from: the-vision-of-a-champion
  11. Reblogged from: tinytuukka
  12. z-co:

    one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

    image

    Reblogged from: the-vision-of-a-champion
  13. Reblogged from: the-vision-of-a-champion
  14. billyjoelfanfic:

    if you talk shit about corey crawford please give me your address so i can kick your ass 

    Reblogged from: penalty-shots
  15. maths-sucks:

    im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

    Reblogged from: perks-of-being-chinese
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